Round 7: Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles

It's a madhouse in The White House yet again! For this round, The Historical Heathen enlists an extra set of hands to aide The Fictional Fuck-Up in laying down the law, because it's a Presidential Fatal Fourway! So listen in as The Konjecturalists are joined by a man armed with the tiniest of tendons to ask that all important question: Who takes The Oval Office? Adams/Jefferson? Harrison/Tyler? Roosevelt/Truman? Or maybe even... Kennedy/Johnson?! Whoever wins, the country loses!

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Round 3: Democratic Donnybrook

Pandemonium! In Round Three, the battle escalates to it's craziest proportions yet, as the Historical Heathen unleashes an unforseen catalyst for chaos onto the Fictional Fuck-up: Konjectural Kombat's first ever Royal Rumble (but don't call it that!)! And what better subjects to start out with than historical harbingers of war, The United States Presidents! So prepare for emanicipation with blood, steel yourselves against electoral carnage, and dread four more years of death and destruction, because the Commander-In-Chiefs are dropping the bomb - on eachother!

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Round 1: Jones vs. Marcinko

In Round One, listen in as the Historical Hick (Matt Johnson) spins a yarn and teaches the Fictional Fanboy (Alex Koch) a thing or two about both the man who helped found the US Navy and the man who, two centuries later, would best them at every turn! In the first Historical bout, the mad ship captain turned thief of plates, John Paul Jones, sets sail on a course to kick the ass of ass-kicker extraordinaire and the man the military didn't want you to know about, Richard "Dynamite Dick" Marcinko! Who'll win this first challenge, methodical madness or modern melee? And better yet, what's Bruce Willis have to do with it all?!

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